Rob Kardashian Is Paying Blac Chyna An Insane Amount Of Child Support

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna may be one of the most disastrous celebrity couples of all time, but no amount of social media bashing can change the fact that there is a literal human child that needs to be cared for. This summer, when Rob had his complete meltdown and posted all those pictures of Chyna, we were seriously worried about who was watching Dream, but now the two have settled on a custody agreement that seems…kind of fair?

According to , they’re basically splitting custody 50/50, with Rob getting a little extra time (probably so Dream can appear on more reality shows). The big sticking point in the agreement was the child support, which is where things start sounding a little less normal. Chyna initially asked for $50,000 a month, which is like, higher than my annual salary. They eventually settled on a mere $20,000 a month, so Chyna is about to be poor AF. Sad!

He agreed to the money as long as she promised to drop the domestic violence allegations against her, and because we watched we know that abusive relationships are okay as long as you have money! Seriously, these two have a really fucked up relationship, and they should both have a whole damn team of mental health professionals.

Chyna’s attorney Lisa Bloom said that “Chyna is pleased that Rob has agreed to peacefully coparent Dream with her, as she has been requesting all along.” She also confirmed that Chyna has canceled the domestic abuse hearing that was scheduled for today. Happy endings!

Let’s hope these two get their act together, because they’re annoying as fuck Dream deserves two sane parents.

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